Egg whites. Do it

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

(via iamturntechgodhead)

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theductiletroll:

jeanmarcoing:

songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

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(Source: jeanmarcoing, via fluffymohawks)

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via artiestroke)

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ginternet:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?

This needs more attention than it’s gotten.

(via nutelladownpour)

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bethpecoraart:

Trapped, a short comic about social anxiety. 

(via whitecrayonequality)

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eteo:

qlgingerblade:

kiratsukai:

digg:

Don’t put CDs in the microwave.

unless you want them TO LOOK AWESOME

THE SCRATCH

somewhere a strider is screeching

(via catboysandpantieshots)

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princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via frenchbat)

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via homestucks-and-shit)

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swiggityswag-gutentag:

scientific fact: you cant hate ouran highschool host club

(Source: yeeahbo, via whitecrayonequality)

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via crockercorpjanecrocker)

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Anonymous: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via ninja46464)

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terezipyroope:

terezi is so weird???? she eats chalk??? she lives in a tree?? she hangs stuffed animals??? she is raised by an egg??  i love her

(via apple-str1der)

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