Egg whites. Do it

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

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The beautiful United States of America

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owlturdcomix:

Okay, maybe not #4.

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hairandbrokenglasses:

okay google help me out

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okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second

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hell fuckin yeah

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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

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absens:

Happy belated KawoShin day! \o/

I actually finished this last night but I was very B|c about it… laughs my art style gets less animu the more I reference my own face for face angles e__e

I actually wasn’t gonna draw something like this for 5/3, I had another idea |Dc (that I still wanna draw). Not gonna lie, I was re-living my high school youth singing ‘my last breath’ by evanescence while drawing this.

This is the closest I’ve drawn Kaworu and Shinji kissing 8|c oops

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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um 

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bombing:

i’m so bad with texting back or handling messages in general. one time my friend texted me and i was going to respond but instead i made a clutch investment in a small towel company and am now the CEO of the most successful towel company in the world and you will not fuck with me here do you understand me? i will run your shitty towel kickstarter into the goddamn dirt. this is my territory

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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