Egg whites. Do it

francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes

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8oo:

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

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manaphy:

its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by

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meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

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onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

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megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

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witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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floreic:

dark pale

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archiemcphee:

Bangkok-based photographer Visarute Angkatavanich (previously featured here) continues to take breathtaking photos of Siamese fighting fish, also known as betta fish. His fascination with their splendid, flowing fins and brilliant coloring is apparent in the extraordinarily detailed portraits he creates. The photos are so perfectly clear and close-up that it’s easy to forget the fish are underwater and not floating in midair.

Angkatavanich recently told Popular Photography that he only started photographing the fish after encountering them for the first time three years ago at a fish show and has since become obsessed with the different species which vary greatly in size, shape, and color patterns.

Head over to Visarute Angkatavanich’s 500px gallery to view more of his gorgeous betta portraits. Limited edition prints of his photos are currently available through La Lanta Fine Art.

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kmc-sketchbook:

Day 15: a Non-Evolved Pokemon: #131 Lapras

Sorry for the delay; I had way too much stress going on yesterday to focus on this properly.

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